Wednesday, November 30, 2005


I'm at work and trying desperately to stay "on track". Someone's car alarm in the parking lot has been going off and on all day. I would like to go out and shoot the car. There should be an open season on car alarms. If the car alarm continues to sound after 10 minutes, anyone can shoot it.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've often wished I could go bash in a car with it's alarm going off. I bet that would make me feel good. :)


2:05 PM  
Blogger Mignon said...

At some point it must be violating a noise ordinance, right? Can't they tow it or ticket it or Uzi it or something?

3:31 PM  
Blogger Shrinking Violet said...

I would love towing or ticketing. I haven't found a property manager or cop willing to do it...God knows i've tried!

4:57 PM  
Blogger Mrs. Harridan said...

When I lived in South Philly, car alarms going off for hours was a regular occurance.

Once, the cops came by after about 6 straight hours of horrible, incessant, beeping alarm noise, and somehow made it stop. I seem to recall them messing around under the hood.

Man, but I wish I knew how they did it. You could sell that secret on the black market and make a mint.

7:04 PM  
Blogger Shrinking Violet said...

It would be great to have some kind of "Fonzie"-like move where I could just hit the car and magically the noise would stop.

9:23 AM  
Blogger Rock said...

Violet - you are just plain downright hilarious. Absolutely great stuff. Your sibling was right about you.

Signed - Major Chapter.

10:36 PM  
Blogger Shrinking Violet said...

Dear Major Chapter:

Thanks for the nod. I'll try to keep it up.


2:13 PM  
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