Monday, December 19, 2005

Twelve Days of Christmas


On the 12th Day of Christmas My Doggie Ate for Me:

Twelve pounds of birdseed.




Eleven plastic lighters.

Ten rubber bands.

Nine bottle caps.

Eight paper towels.

Seven Benadryl.

Six tube socks.

FIVE LENGTHS OF ROPE.

Four packs of smokes.

Three beer cans.

Two down pillows.

AND THIIIRRTTYY SEVEN CENNNNTTS!

16 Comments:

Blogger Mignon said...

And still so damn cute! Look out though, I think he's eyeing that ashtray...

2:38 PM  
Blogger Ditsy Chick said...

Did you follow him around with a little baggie?

3:08 PM  
Blogger Misfit Hausfrau said...

What? No shoes or dirty laundry?

He is so freaking cute!

6:30 PM  
Blogger wordgirl said...

Bad doggie! Those had better be "the man's" smokes...if you know what I mean.

7:53 PM  
Blogger DebbieDoesLife said...

Did he really? How is he still walking around? How much money in vet bills are we talking here?

8:24 PM  
Blogger Tink said...

It should have ended...

And a vet bill two miles long!

Cute dog.

9:03 PM  
Blogger Shrinking Violet said...

It's a "she". She got diahhrea on the birdseed. And she threw up on the most recent tennis ball. She also eats rocks and small tree branches if you are not paying attention. She barfed a rock w/the tennis ball. She's part goat I'm pretty sure. And, yes, word girl, they were The Man's smokes!

5:08 AM  
Anonymous TB said...

Is she a wire haired terrier? I have wanted one for so long but I'm afraid our cats would have a fit. She is so cute and also hungry!

7:01 AM  
Blogger Shrinking Violet said...

She is an Airedale (sp?). Of course, I had to re-arrange the list to make it work. She has eaten more bottle caps than anything. The birdseed was actually a 25 lb bag, so we don't know how much she ate. The pillows were synthetic, but that didn't jibe. And two aloe vera plants and a little ant poison.

7:45 AM  
Anonymous surcie said...

No dirty undies?

What a cute dog!

8:07 AM  
Blogger Plain Jane said...

Like the others, I'm surprised you didn't lose a shoe. *grin*

Hard to stay made at 'em when they're that damned cute, eh? :)

8:14 AM  
Blogger Brooke said...

Oh my god how cute! But I'm sure you'd prefer that she stop with the spewing of the body fluids.

8:34 AM  
Blogger Suburban Turmoil said...

But with that expression, I'd say he could eat whatever the hell he wanted to!

12:39 PM  
Blogger Shrinking Violet said...

Chewing shoes = doggie heaven.

1:16 PM  
Blogger Arabella said...

She is one of the cutest dogs I've ever seen.

6:36 AM  
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